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Not an April Fools!
The winner of this poll was the Very Easy Vogue. I didn't exactly tally the votes, but went from the overall feel of comments. I decided to make up the pattern that would give the quickest results and the least amount of swearing. I opted out of the sleeves since me and short sleeves aren't exactly friendly. Here's the result:
The rest of the story is here.
The rest of the story is here.